Before moving to Texas, my only exposure to horsepower was the kind that came with four wheels. And the more horsepower, the better! Who doesn’t love that sound, right? Well, that was then and this is now. So much has changed! Like going out with no makeup, my perpetually dirty car, jeans every day, boots most days, no jewelry. I can’t say I’ve become a minimalist – although I did just purge a whole lot of stuff from my closet the other day!
Anyway, back to horsepower. Not the supercharged kind with leather interior, but the four legged kind. We are fortunate enough to have an equestrian club in he development that we live in. When we first moved in, I went on a trail ride or two and thought it would be nice to really learn to ride rather than just sit and let the horse do all the work. Well wouldn’t you know, Santa gifted me with actual riding lessons! Eeee! I was so excited! I immediately pictured myself barrel racing, but first things first.
I scheduled my first lesson, wrote down the day and time, and promptly forgot about it. That is until I woke up this morning. Eeee again! Today is my first lesson! I’d put some thought into what I actually wanted to accomplish with these lessons and I made my mental list. I want to be able to saddle, control, feel more comfortable (they’re so big!), and get some speed…you know, horsepower!
I put on my beloved, wear around everyday, not afraid to step on things, not afraid to get muddy boots. Seriously , I wear them all – the – time. I hopped in the car and headed to the stables where I met my instructor. Cute, young Texas girl that’s been riding her whole life. We talked for a while about expectations, both mine and hers and off we went. I have to admit, I was kind of thinking since it was my first lesson, that I’d pull up and a horse would be waiting for me, all saddled up and ready to go. Wrong! We headed out to the pasture to round up our horses. On the outside, I put on my “this is fun” face. On the inside it was more like, “gulp”!
It’s been a bit rainy and cold here lately so the pasture was really more like a muddy bog. A bog of mud and horse poop. I followed along, I was determined to make it look like I could do anything, but inside all I could about was…my beloved boots. In a matter of seconds they went from scuffed and broken in looking to scuffed, broken in looking, and caked in mud and poop. I’ll never be able to wear these in the house again. Sigh.
Toughen up girl, they’re just boots! Watch and learn! I harnessed my horse, and walked him over to the stable. Yes, I can do this. Wow, will you look at all the mud on this horse.
I was next introduced to the tack room. Grab this, this, this, and this and follow me. I had no idea how heavy a saddle is! And all this other…stuff! Back to the horse we went. First off, we’ve got to clean this dried up mud off. I then received the rundown on all the different brushes, when to use which one, where to brush, etc. I can do this, I tell myself. We have a dog that sheds enough fur to make five sweaters a week, brushing this horse is going to be a breeze! “So exactly how did this guy get so muddy?” I asked. “Oh, they roll around in it.” What?!!! I don’t know why I found that to be so funny. Maybe the mental picture in my head of horses rolling in mud in slow motion with some cheesy music playing in the background! Then she picks up this thing and tells me this is what I’m going to use to clean the hooves. Oh. Um, I’m going to clean his hooves? You mean the hooves that just walked through all that mud and poop? You want me to use my bare hands and hold it in one hand while cleaning with the other? Eww, but okay. Let me tell you that is scary territory! But I did it. Next up, saddle. Yes, the thing that weighs slightly less than two tons! Buckle here, cinch there, tie this, how will I ever remember all this?! Finally, the bridle (also scary territory!) I kept wondering if it hurts when a horse bites!
Ta-Da! Hallelujah, we are now ready to ride! More on that later, but I can safely say I think I did pretty well considering this is new territory for me. I had a great time and can’t for my next lesson.
Won’t Santa be surprised when I ask for a horse next Christmas!